Friday, August 06, 2010

Wanted: Secretary

Karma the Dog seeks to hire a full-time secretary to support her agility career. Responsibilities include:
  • Maintaining Karma's calendar
  • Keeping memberships and dog registrations current for all sanctioning bodies (NADAC, CPE, AKC, etc) by tracking deadlines for renewals, filling out forms, mailing checks
  • Investigating upcoming events to identify appropriate competition opportunities
  • Docketing due dates for entry registrations and for "move-up" registrations
  • Preparing and submitting competition entry forms within deadlines
  • Storing and being able to find Karma's permanent height cards for each sanctioning body; scan/print the right one to accompany each competition entry
  • Verifying accuracy of and maintaining database of her competition results
  • Staying abreast of competition rules for each sanctioning body
  • Packing her tools and belongings for competition (DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT forget the water dish)
  • Maintaining her website
  • Broiling chicken and cutting the chicken, and lowfat hotdogs, into teeny-tiny pieces for training
  • Ironing her ribbons and polishing her trophies
The successful candidate will be:
  • Crazy
  • Well-organized
  • Dedicated to Karma's successful career and without any other interests or commitments
  • Proficient in Word, Excel, Filemaker Pro, Google Sites, and Adobe Acrobat
  • Type 60 wpm
Salary will be commensurate with experience and will be paid in slobbery doggy kisses.

No comments: