Thursday, April 03, 2008

Revised poll --->

Let's try this again.

4 comments:

Stephanie said...

As a liberal, I want everyone to enjoy whatever condiments they prefer on their burgers.

Scooter said...

As a conservative, LIBERTY DEMANDS that individuals be allowed to make such calls for themselves with no interference from the government and that said condiments be taxed as little as possible.

Stephanie said...

Except that conservatives have ideas about which condiments may come together in union; liberals allow for any combination of condiments. Also, we liberals are highly dedicated to the proposition that all condiments have equal opportunity to vie for the job of condimenting burgers.

Scooter said...

This conservative (i) cares not one whit whether onion wishes to bond with lettuce or mustard with mayonnaise and (ii) is also highly dedicated to the proposition that all condiment, having been created equal, should have equal opportunity to compete to adorn burgers.

I am even willing to continue special preferences be given certain condiments for a time just on the perceived equities though in certain areas, however well intentioned, I think the evidence points to certain preferences being counter-productive.