My insane client

First, welcome Stephanie. I’ve enjoyed our “correspondence” and look forward to your posts.

Next, I have a client ("Client") who is driving me nuts. It is 4:00 p.m. local time and I’ve received no less that 11 emails from Client today. When I tried to call Client (about 5 emails ago) to try to cut to the chase, I found Client's number to be disconnected. When I emailed Client about the phone number issue, Client wrote back that Client didn’t want Client's number to go through cyber-space. Uh, ok, then pick up the d—n phone and call me.

I have to think of a way to relate this story without divulging anything about Client. Or, I have I already gone too far?